South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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