He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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I need water and some morals
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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