butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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