It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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