If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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