forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
why is half of my head shaved?
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