i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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