You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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