I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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