Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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