I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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