Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.