i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.