...so i touched it.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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