That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
