Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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