More tranny stories later!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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