He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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