Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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