I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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