grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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