She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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