She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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