so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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