where does the pee come out of this thing
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
