So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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