we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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