How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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