In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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