I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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