i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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