in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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