its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Hippo gnu deer
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Someone signed my nipple.
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