theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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