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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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  Who?

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  Chris brown

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  No way... I bet he was intense

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  Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.

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• (909): View more from California

  Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"

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• (562): View more from California

  I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early

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