We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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