Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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