your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
