do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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