Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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