I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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