I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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