She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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