he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I will be naked everywhere
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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