i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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