He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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