The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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