best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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