my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
