i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I think your dad took our porno
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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