4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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