my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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