dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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