I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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