You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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