2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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