I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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