And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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