so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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